hellsite-hall-of-fame:

beggars-opera:

beggars-opera:

kholran:

It’s finally happened.

After almost a decade on this site, I found another Tumblr user in the wild. I stopped to tie my shoe with rainbow laces this morning outside the silversmith at Colonial Williamsburg, and I heard it.

“I like your shoelaces.”

Oh. Oh no.

I responded the only way I could. “Thanks.” And then I reluctantly added, “I stole them from the president…and if that makes sense to you, I’m very sorry.”

The poor man, in full Colonial dress, stared at me for a long moment. And then burst into laughter. And said, “I haven’t thought about that in YEARS and this has never happened to me before.”

Yeah. Me neither. Not until today.

Tumblr rite of passage. Achievement unlocked.

@victoriansecret I found your friend!!!

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THIS IS AMAZING

hellsite-hall-of-fame:

brightlotusmoon:

sirtroyofbaker:

balalaikaboss:

ejacutastic:

I DIDN’T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL

Stop says the red light, go says the green

Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between. 

KNEEL, SAYS THE DEMON LIGHT
WITH ITS EYE OF COAL 
SAURON KNOWS YOUR LICENSE PLATE 
AND STARES INTO YOUR SOUL

THIS IS ALWAYS FUNNY

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@irritatedlifeguard I agree with your tags.

ooooh I wholeheartedly agree

my archive is full of said classic posts, if anyone wants to make this happen :)

bebe-yoda:

Strike another match, go start anew

And it’s all over now, baby blue

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revanstar:

the-haiku-bot:

canyouhearthelight:

instructor144:

mysharona1987:

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I will mash that Reblog button every single time this shows up on my dash. I spent a lot of years martyring myself for “the needs of the business.” Young people? Don’t fucking do it. They don’t care about you, you are a “resource,” not a human being. I can’t say this strongly enough: see to your self-care!

We talk a lot about how to tell if you have a bad boss… Here is how you know you have a good boss:

My boss would verbally kick my ass if I logged in or communicated voluntarily about work while on vacation. And if I had to log in, absolutely no one else could do my thing and it couldn’t wait? He would refund my time off and make me take it the following week.

Time off is Time Off. Take it. Unashamedly. Unabashedly.

Time off is Time Off.

Take it. Unashamedly.

Unabashedly.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

This goes for sick time! If your sick, rather physically, mentally, emotionally (makes no difference), or maybe you’ve gone and injured yourself in some fashion, maybe on the weekend. REST. Take a day. Take a few days if you can/need to. 

Work will not fall apart without you. If it does. Thats on your boss. NOT YOU. – Also. Taking sick time, when you are sick is honestly *better* for your job, (regardless of what your boss thinks) cause your preventing the spared of illness, not injuring yourself further (speaking from experience) and will come back in a better mental/emotional state which lets you be your best. 

I fubared my wrist on my dominate hand in 2017 because I kept *working* after hurting myself at home. I still have issues. 

And Covid should have taught us (and you’d think bosses but uhhh) the importance of TAKING TIME OFF WHEN YOU ARE ILL

(via sweet-shakespearean-tomatoes)

stabethadeathwhisper:

currentlycryingaboutlancelot:

today I learned that in 2008, the city council of florence overturned dante’s sentence of execution if he returned from exile. yes, dante’s inferno dante, who died in 1321.

but the funniest part of this is not that they were debating the exile of a man who has been dead for over 500 years.

the funniest part is that the vote was 19-5. five people voted to uphold dante’s exile.

The objectively funniest part of this is actually that the city that holds his remains, Ravenna, refused to give his remains back. This was a ploy from florence to have his remains moved back for the tourist money and its been ongoing for a long time. Florence had a fake tomb built in the city to trick people into visiting, and have tried to force the return of the remains.

His actual caretakers have been very steadfast in keeping them hidden, moved, or generally out of reach to respect his choice in life to never, ever, ever return to florence, even when he was first offered the chance to return. This is at this point an almost millenium long feud that florence is really, really mad about losing

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galgadots:

Sons of Gondor! Of Rohan! My brothers! I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me! A day may come when the courage of men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship. But it is not this day. An hour of wolves and shattered shields when the age of Men comes crashing down! But it is not this day! This day we fight! By all that you hold dear on this good Earth, I bid you stand! Men of the West!

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thalassarche:

Livingstone’s Turaco (Tauraco livingstonii) - photo by ramu_ramakasavan

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